Paris may be the City of Love, but when it comes to getting laid, chances are you’re looking for more than just a candle and a bottle of wine. Are you into « attach-me » kind of person or inroom jacuzzi at midnight? Here’s our (tested) selection of the sexiest hotels in Paris. 

Where to have sex with a view on Paris

Give the Hotel Regency Paris Etoile a try. Many rooms and suites can boast amazing views on Paris, including the Eiffel Tower. Are you ready?

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ex-aequo: on Left-Bank, the Hotel des Grands Hommes has great, GREAT views on the Pantheon from the top-floor rooms. God, I can’t believe we lost the pictures.

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17 Place du Panthéon, 75005 Paris (c) Hôtels & Préférence

 

Where to have sex with mirrors on the ceiling

hotel mac mahon paris

The Hôtel Champs-Elysées Mac-Mahon is the place to be ! 4 stars, a really nice design and delicious mirrors on the ceiling. Not for make-up, no.  The biggest suite has a jacuzzi.

3 Avenue Mac-Mahon, 75017 Paris 

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Where to get attached

We did not find in Paris, but in Amsterdam. Let’s keep in touch.

Where to enjoy the best mattress like, ever, for what you’re planning

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Three words: Hôtel le Crayon, a very, very nice place in the center of Paris, not far from the Louvre. The main suite has an amazing mattress and… bonus: you get a vintage bathbub just for you. And they’re so sweet at this place.

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Where to make love in a private in-room jacuzzi

We have what you need: the Dreamcatcher suite at Hotel Legend ! Also: a fantastic place to get shopping a few hours before (or not. You may want to spend 24 hours in your suite).

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151 Rue de Rennes, 75006 Paris

 

 

 

Where to have sexe on a … Levitating Bed

Don’t know what it is? Oh you will remember it. At the Seven Paris, you just won’t be able to go outside. They also have a 007 suite, by the way. And a very nice room-service + a great wine cellar. And amazing breakfast buffets with heart-shaped pancakes and … yes we love this place. Went several times.

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20 Rue Berthollet, 75005 Paris

(c) Hôtel Seven Paris

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Where to, uh… have a threesome?

We would say Hotel Jules&Jim, because this hotel is so friendly with great design. His owner is from Saint-Emilion (yep, Bordeaux greatest wines) and there are parties, pictures exhibitions, a chimney and a great breakfast. You know, for the next morning.


(c) Hôtel Jules & Jim Paris

Where to be discreet

At the Hotel Particulier Montmartre, because Montmartre is not all about romantism. It’s also about spacious suites you’d better enjoy with your special someone. Plus it’s like a hidden house where you have to ring to enter. And they serve brunch.

(c) Hôtel Particulier Montmartre

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Where to take pictures of yourselves, with masks on (or not)

At the  Mama Shelter, where inroom iMac devices allow you to just take anything you want ! And share it. Please don’t. Even if you can.

(c) Mama Shelter Paris

Where to have sex under an amazing shower

No, not THAT kind of shower. The romantic-for-2-people-italian-kind of shower. The Hôtel Atmosphères has one of them.

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Where to enjoy a sexy mini bar in your hotel suite

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At the Sezz Hotel Paris, kiddos: have you ever heard of Jimmy Jane products? It’s like, amazing.

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6 Avenue Fremiet, 75016 Paris

 Craving for a smoke after making love?

Book the David Lynch Suite at the Lutetia Hotel 

Enjoy !